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timelineguerrilla:

professorchillstep:

Best idea ever!!!

im never taking any variety of drink from you ever again

hehehehe you will forget about this post one day
and that is the day your drink will explode!!

timelineguerrilla:

professorchillstep:

Best idea ever!!!

im never taking any variety of drink from you ever again

hehehehe you will forget about this post one day

and that is the day your drink will explode!!

uh oh karkat, looks like you might have some competition!
(hehehehe)

uh oh karkat, looks like you might have some competition!

(hehehehe)

professorchillstep:

Best idea ever!!!

professorchillstep:

Best idea ever!!!

eggsaregross:

My roommate and I just put mannequin heads in the showers of our dorm…

Someone just shrieked.

Us:

fivetail:

{x}

look at what an adorable angry pouty troll he is! 

fivetail:

{x}

look at what an adorable angry pouty troll he is! 

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

fivetail:

{x}

hey karkat! want a piggyback? ;)
it’s so strange that we just became matesprits
but there is already all of this “evidence” of our relationship out there…
kinda funny though, hahaha!

FUNNY IS NOT THE WORD I’D USE FOR IT. ALSO YOU ARE SCRAWNY, YOU SHOULD LET ME CARRY YOU.

okay! :)

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

fivetail:

{x}

hey karkat! want a piggyback? ;)

it’s so strange that we just became matesprits

but there is already all of this “evidence” of our relationship out there…

kinda funny though, hahaha!

FUNNY IS NOT THE WORD I’D USE FOR IT. ALSO YOU ARE SCRAWNY, YOU SHOULD LET ME CARRY YOU.

okay! :)

fivetail:

{x}

hey karkat! want a piggyback? ;)
it’s so strange that we just became matesprits
but there is already all of this “evidence” of our relationship out there…
kinda funny though, hahaha!

fivetail:

{x}

hey karkat! want a piggyback? ;)

it’s so strange that we just became matesprits

but there is already all of this “evidence” of our relationship out there…

kinda funny though, hahaha!

remonrimerorripop:

sshhh errythangs gonna be a’ight

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

timelineguerrilla:

equippingbunnies:

um, what’s a ‘compromising position’? 
and are people implying that you ship us??
i’m confused :s

making the beast with two backs bro
thrusting the whipping cream freight train through the tunnel
nobody needs to imply anything
karkat ships you man

…….. um, i’m not sure what to say about this O:

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS.

did i say something wrong karkat?? i’m just a little surprised if that is the case…
you’ve never mentioned wanting to be matesprits (is that the right word?) with me before i don’t think…
or is everyone just pullling a big prank on the prankster here???

WELL OF COURSE I DIDN’T MENTION IT. YOU’RE “NOT A HOMOSEXUAL”, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

sorry man, on my planet being a homosexual is really controversial,
and i didn’t know how else to react!!! i felt safer staying in the closet
cause you can be pretty mean sometimes, you know? anyways….
um, i’ve wanted to be matesprits with you since we started talking about movies,
except i didn’t know what a matesprit was then…
wow i didn’t know i could babble this much!! sorry… 

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

timelineguerrilla:

equippingbunnies:

um, what’s a ‘compromising position’? 

and are people implying that you ship us??

i’m confused :s

making the beast with two backs bro

thrusting the whipping cream freight train through the tunnel

nobody needs to imply anything

karkat ships you man

…….. um, i’m not sure what to say about this O:

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS.

did i say something wrong karkat?? i’m just a little surprised if that is the case…

you’ve never mentioned wanting to be matesprits (is that the right word?) with me before i don’t think…

or is everyone just pullling a big prank on the prankster here???

WELL OF COURSE I DIDN’T MENTION IT. YOU’RE “NOT A HOMOSEXUAL”, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

sorry man, on my planet being a homosexual is really controversial,

and i didn’t know how else to react!!! i felt safer staying in the closet

cause you can be pretty mean sometimes, you know? anyways….

um, i’ve wanted to be matesprits with you since we started talking about movies,

except i didn’t know what a matesprit was then…

wow i didn’t know i could babble this much!! sorry… 

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

timelineguerrilla:

equippingbunnies:

um, what’s a ‘compromising position’? 
and are people implying that you ship us??
i’m confused :s

making the beast with two backs bro
thrusting the whipping cream freight train through the tunnel
nobody needs to imply anything
karkat ships you man

…….. um, i’m not sure what to say about this O:

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS.

did i say something wrong karkat?? i’m just a little surprised if that is the case…
you’ve never mentioned wanting to be matesprits (is that the right word?) with me before i don’t think…
or is everyone just pullling a big prank on the prankster here???

crustaceangrumbles:

equippingbunnies:

timelineguerrilla:

equippingbunnies:

um, what’s a ‘compromising position’? 

and are people implying that you ship us??

i’m confused :s

making the beast with two backs bro

thrusting the whipping cream freight train through the tunnel

nobody needs to imply anything

karkat ships you man

…….. um, i’m not sure what to say about this O:

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS.

did i say something wrong karkat?? i’m just a little surprised if that is the case…

you’ve never mentioned wanting to be matesprits (is that the right word?) with me before i don’t think…

or is everyone just pullling a big prank on the prankster here???